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<i>♪ MTV ♪</i>

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[both chuckling]

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<i>[bluesy rock music]</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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Ow! Ow!
I'ma kick--ow. Ah!

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Okay, this is our eighth session

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to try to improve
your behavior,

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and if anything, Butt-Head's
aggression is getting worse.

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- Ow!
- Uh, it's the same.

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Ow.

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I'm going to say
therapy isn't working.

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It's time to try medication.
- Ah!

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Yeah, give him some pills.

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[chuckles]
- No.

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I mean, medication for you.

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Butt-Head, I want you
to take one in the morning

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and one in the afternoon.

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They should help your behavior.

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Let's flush 'em
down the toilet.

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[both chuckle]

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Uh, wait a minute.

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[sniffs]

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These smell like grape.

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I wanna try one.
C'mon.

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No way, Beavis.

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I'm the one who's aggressive.

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Ow!
Hey.

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- See?
- Oh, yeah, yeah.

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Go get some wuss pills
or something.

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Mmm.
[smacks lips]

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Not bad.

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[chuckles]

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It better come with refills.

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Maybe if they get some
refills, you can give me--

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Ah!

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Good morning, Wilbur!

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[pig snorting]

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That thing sounds like you, Beavis.

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[mimics grunting]

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[pig grunting]

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[chuckling]
No, it doesn't.

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[grunting]

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<i>What is that thing, anyway?</i>

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<i>Is that, like, a dog?</i>

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<i>No, he's the star
of that movie</i>

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<i>where there's like a really
annoying spider that has a web</i>

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<i>and it keeps making words
to save a dog.</i>

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<i>[chuckles]</i>

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It's stupid.
[chuckles]

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Oh, yeah, yeah.
[chuckles]

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Good morning, buddy!

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<i>Remember when we had
that substitute</i>

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<i>and he was all, like, drunk,</i>

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<i>and then he put that movie on</i>

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<i>and just fell asleep
at his desk all day?</i>

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<i>[both chuckling]</i>

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<i>Oh, yeah, yeah.</i>

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He was like,
"Oh, this is educational."

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[grunting]

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It was a tear-jerker.

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[chuckles]

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[both chuckling]
- "Jerker."

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[both chuckling]

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You got to back up
so I can open the door.

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<i>Is this, like, a prison
for animals or something?</i>

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<i>[chuckles]
- Yeah.</i>

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<i>Your sentence is having to
listen to this lady</i>

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<i>for the rest of your life.
- [chuckles]</i>

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Good morning, Grayson!
[laughs]

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"Good morning, Grayson!"
[mocking laughter]

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[chuckles]
- They should eat her.

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<i>[both chuckling]</i>

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<i>Yeah, really.</i>

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<i>Yeah, see how she likes it.</i>

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<i>[chuckling]</i>

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<i>Good morning, Buster.</i>

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<i>Do you know what they call
meat from a cow?</i>

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[chuckles]
Beef.

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[chuckles]

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[both chuckling]

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So, like, um, do those pills,

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like, make you feel
different or something?

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Eh, no.

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But thank you for asking.

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[chuckles]

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Oh, um, okay, yeah.

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God bless you, or,
I don't know.

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[chuckles]

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This show sucks.
[chuckles]

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I guess it does.

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But other people
probably enjoy it.

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[chuckles]

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Nothing wrong with that.
[chuckles]

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Oh, I--okay.

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I guess that's true.
[chuckles]

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But it does kind of suck,
Butt-Head. [chuckles]

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We can watch what you want, Beavis.

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Anything you wanna do is fine.

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[chuckles]

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<i>[screaming on TV]</i>

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This is pretty cool.
This is better. [chuckles]

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Well, I'm glad
you're enjoying it, Beavis.

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I like when you enjoy yourself.

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<i>[eerie music]</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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Oh, man.
What's going on, Butt-Head?

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You're kind of acting weird.

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- Whoa.
- Ah!

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Settle down, Beavis.
[chuckles]

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Um, I thought you were gonna

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hit me for a second there,
you know?

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[chuckles]

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Oh, I wouldn't hit you,

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Beavis,
because you're my friend.

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[chuckles]

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Um, Butt-Head, I think you
should stop taking those pills.

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[chuckles]

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[sighs]
[chuckles]

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So the sixth planet
is Saturn, mm-kay?

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Known for its prominent rings.

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Um, Butt-Head, why are
you wearing that shirt?

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Uh, it's a sunny day.
Why not wear a sunny outfit?

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[chuckles]
- Can everyone please focus?

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Mm-kay?

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Class is almost over,

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and I'm just trying
to squeeze in Uranus.

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[chuckles]

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Uh, Butt-Head?
[chuckles]

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- Hmm?
- [chuckles]

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Van Driessen, he kind of said,
"I just wanna squeeze in"--

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Beavis, Mr. Van Driessen
is trying hard

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to squeeze in Uranus, okay?

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Yeah, exactly.
Like, um--[chuckles]

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Let's try
to give him our attention.

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- Yeah, but, um--
- [sighs]

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I'm glad I brought a nice,
sharp pencil for Uranus.

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Come on, Butt-Head.
What's going on?

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Nothing, Beavis.

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This is the perfect pencil
for Uranus.

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[chuckles]
[school bell rings]

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Oh, darn.
[chuckles]

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Whoa!
Where'd that come from?

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Um, Van Driessen?

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I think there's something wrong
with Butt-Head.

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Oh, I don't think so at all.

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In fact, Butt-Head, I'm very
proud of your behavior today.

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No, you don't understand.
There's something wrong--

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Oh, thank you,
Mr. Van Driessen.

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I enjoyed your class today.

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You mean the part
about Uranus, right, Butt-Head?

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[chuckles]

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I actually liked Saturn, Beavis,

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with its prominent rings.

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That was my favorite.
- What?

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Would you like to join Beavis

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and I for lunch,
Mr. Van Driessen?

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Butt-Head, no, no.

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Fascinating.

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Mt. Van Driessen,
I would love to hear

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more stories
about the teachers' union.

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Oh, no.

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Well, at the next meeting,

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there was quite a spirited
debate about the health plan.

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Ooh.
[chuckles]

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The health plan?
- Damn it, Butt-Head.

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Are you okay, Beavis?

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I brought an extra banana
if you'd like one.

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A what?

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A banana, Beavis.
[chuckles]

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They're delicious--
better than nachos.

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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Mmm.

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A banana.

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[humming]
[scratching sound]

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Damn it, Butt-Head.
This sucks.

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You have to stop
taking those pills.

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But Beavis, I was told to
take these pills by an adult.

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Is there something else
that's bothering you?

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- Yeah, there is!
- [chuckles]

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It's bothering me that
you're acting like a butthole!

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I hear you, Beavis.

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I'll try to do better.
- Damn it.

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Stop agreeing
with everything I say!

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- Okay, Beavis.
- See, you did it again!

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Stop it!

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What would you like me to do,
Beavis?

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Damn it, Butt-Head!

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You're a butthole
and your mom's a slut

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and you suck!
[chuckles]

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Beavis, thank you
for being honest with me.

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I think we can work this out
if we just dialogue

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like Ms. Ortiz modeled for us,
and we--

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- [screams]
- Oh, Beavis, my pills.

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Ah!
Enough!

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[screaming]

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Beavis, this is a step
backwards for you.

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I'm concerned--

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Stop acting like a wuss!

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Call me a butthole!

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Say, "Beavis is a butthole!"

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[coughing]
Don't say that about my friend.

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[gagging]

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Oh, damn it.
Damn it.

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Ah!

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[grunting]

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[pukes]

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[both panting]

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<i>[eerie music]</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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What the hell is wrong
with you, butthole?

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Ah!
Hittin' me.

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Oh, yeah.

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Beavis, you're about
to get your ass kicked.

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No, no, no--
[chuckles]

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Ah!
- Damn it.

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- Ah!
- Butthole.

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Ah!
Cut it out.

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- [grunts]
- Ah!

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<i>[rock music]</i>

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<i>Ow.
Ah!</i>

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<i>[grunting]</i>

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<i>Ah!</i>

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